Police: Girl, 15, Sold Sister, 7, For Sex

Chuckey, TN– This last Friday, police officers stopped at the Freshour Trailer Park to serve an outstanding warrant. When they arrived at the suspect’s trailer, they learned that the person they were looking for had moved out, but his trailer was not vacant. Inside the trailer officers found three unsupervised toddlers, ages 4, 4, and 2. The children had toys, a blanket and crackers with them and at least one of them was naked. The kids made a run for it and the officers followed them to a trailer next door where they discovered conditions “adverse to the childrens welfare.”

Hoyland, England — A 23-year-old woman has pleaded guilty to charges of animal cruelty after nuking her kitten in a microwave for 5 minutes because the critter attacked her pet goldfish. […]

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Bacon Lovin’ Shoplifter Charged After Assaulting Piggly Wiggly Employees

Ashland, Illinois is a sleepy little town of 1300 people smack dab in the middle of corn and bean fields; you know, Settlement Americana, Littletown, USA? The kind of place where the major events were the weekly livestock auctions, which proved to be exciting only when the occasional cow would cut loose and bolt down the street followed by a bunch of young boys and girls donning spurs on their cowboy boots making one hell of a racket as I was sleeping off the night before. The kind of town you’ve all heard about, full of those willing to lend a helping hand, give you a polite smile as you walk by. I know it well. I lived in the only funeral home it had.According to reports, she decided to pour some on her daughter’s head and push her through the flaming circle of fun. Guess what happened next?? Daughter, Frantzcia Saintil, lit up like a damn dried Christmas tree. Apparently it was quite the scene because sweet Mommy Pyro was so engrossed she failed to acknowledge her daughter’s screams. Grandma Sylvenie, the quick and brilliant brain of the family, doused the child with water, plopped her in the bathtub and then promptly put her to bed–2nd and 3rd degree burns over 25% of one’s body sure the fuck doesn’t warrant any tending. That poor demon filled girl just needed rest after all the unexpected excitement. The following day, another nagging relative insisted Frantzcia be taken to the hospital, where she was immediately placed in a medically induced coma.

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Samuel Castanier Sentenced To 7 Years For Shooting Friend During Drinking Game

The acting was great by all involved including the younger cast, especially Dylan Baker as the principal, Anna Paquin and Britt McKillip as the mean spirited Marcy. Douglas Pipes’ score, Gen MacPherson’s cinematography, the set designs – all of it is spot on and as an admitted fanboy of Halloween, I watched in both a state of glee and a bit of jealousy that this was not my creation. I am not sure who had a hand in creating the visuals of Trick ‘r Treat but I applaud them all. And not just the bloody, red stuff – which there is plenty of. But also the exterior of the houses and their decorations, the interior of the houses with fireplaces and dancing shadows, the leave swept streets in the neighborhoods and alleyways, the shadows in the fog, the creepy ass masks worn by some kids in a bus. I could just go on and on with just how well Dougherty and crew captured not only the look of Halloween, but the essence of it as well.Mama’s arrest record isn’t any better, but in her case almost all her convictions are for theft or stupid shit. Bitch can’t keep a driver’s license or write a good check or keep her hands off other people’s stuff – or, apparently, her kid. Because now there’s murder to add to that list.

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Kyeshia Gaines Arrested Again, This Time For Robbery

Michael fled the scene before police arrived, and the victim was transported to the Jersey City Medical Center.I agree with her, but I don’t think it is on the part of Colonial Tours of Boston. Mostly because if it is true, and the two men were goofing around, I cannot see how the Colonial Tours could be held accountable for two drunk adults wrestling in the bathroom of one of their buses and then accidentally falling out of a window. […]

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Boy, 8, Arrested Five Times For Attacking Teachers At School

Police say the woman remained calm and convinced Destin to follow her outside. Once outside, the woman locked herself in her vehicle and remained there until deputies arrived. At that point, Destin reportedly walked back into the station and stole several items from the woman’s purse before fleeing on foot. The entire incident was captured on surveillance video.I’m fairly impressed that she realized what the device was, given that she probably isn’t even smart enough to know that God isn’t real. I’m even more moved by the fact that she decided to probe further to discover a similar setup in a different stall, considering that Christians aren’t often known for their tendency to investigate much of anything. Now I’m just being mean.

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